Canada Agrees to Become States 51-100; Trudeau Teaches Trump Basic Arithmetic
Following a tense few weeks of negotiations, the President of the United States and Prime Minister of Canada have finally reached a compromise
It was early Monday morning when Prime Minister Justin Trudeau called President Donald Trump to discuss the 25% import tariffs set to take place the following day.
“Hi Bibi,” Trump answered the phone. The sound of Doritos crunching could be heard over the speaker.
“It’s… uh… it’s Justin. Justin Trudeau.”
“Who the F*** is J…
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