Following a Spelling Mixup, Pornstar “Pam Bondage” Confirmed as Attorney General

Due to an improper filing of forms and a feckless senate, renowned adult film actress takes on key cabinet position in the Trump administration

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On Tuesday, adult film star and actress in the cult classic Constrained and in Pain, was confirmed by the senate in a near-unanimous vote. After a contentious few weeks of trials for RFK Jr. and Pete Hegseth, legislators were surprised to find that reviewing her record was an impressively breezy ordeal by comparison. De…