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Cory Gerlach's avatar

This was such a ridiculous delight to read, Ben!

Ben Ulansey's avatar

The idea came to me on a stupid whim and I decided to follow it lol. One of my most ridiculous satires to date, and a ton of fun to put together. I couldn't believe how long it had been since my last official humor piece!

Thanks as always for reading and for the support, Cory!

Jeff Archuleta's avatar

RFK, Jr. is a repulsive and creepy toad, and your description of his voice as "the gravelly croak of three cigarette-addled sewer dwellers fighting over a half-eaten Big Mac in the middle of the night" is perfect!

Ben Ulansey's avatar

That was one of my favorite lines from the piece hahaha. This was a fun one to put together. I was overdue to write some satire.

Linda Blatnik's avatar

Clever reporting. I know where I can get the true news now :)

Elizabeth  Trezona's avatar

Delightful! Thanks ✌🏻💙🇺🇸

Carrie Claiborn's avatar

Yes, but are the raccoons still intact?

Stephen Wunderlich's avatar

It would explain it better.

Ben Ulansey's avatar

It's funny how even writing this ridiculous nonsense, there are parts that still read a little too believable lol. Satire has been a trickier and trickier task the past couple of years. Thanks for reading, Stephen!