The Super-Duper-Ultra-Rare Sort of Almost Pinkish Moon Disappoints Civilians Again

Crowd gathers in anticipation of once in a lifetime lunar event, but moon has other plans

Photo by Jake Weirick on Unsplash

In the heart of New York City, an eager crowd gathered in anticipation of the much-hyped Super-Duper-Ultra-Rare Pinkish Moon. From mothers and children to astronomers and moon costume-clad fanatics, hopes for the evening were high.

But as the night wore on, it became increasingly evident that the celestial event was, well…