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To Be a Young Penguin in Love

A Club Penguin Story

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Ben Ulansey
Nov 27, 2024
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Her name was cutie2145 and she had a pure soul. From the way she waddled across that dance floor, I knew she was the one. In those bulbous white eyes were eternities of grace.

We struck up a conversation. As the disco lights from the penguin night club danced through her hair, I knew I wanted to bring her back to my igloo. But I was an …

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