Trump Signs Executive Order Outlawing Ice Cream; Democrats and Nazis Outraged
Chaos has overtaken the country as the people protest their right to eat questionably
In a move as baffling as it is unifying, President Donald J. Trump signed his 17,473rd executive order early Monday morning, officially banning the sale, possession, and consumption of ice cream across the United States.
The executive order was scribbled on a loose leaf sheet of paper with what appeared to be a variety of…
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